Monday, March 15, 2010

The Plumber

It's Christmas day. The C.E.O. of a huge ad agency is getting ready of a big party. His family will be there naturally. But he's invited the Chairman of the Holding Agency and his family as well. No doubt bucking for a huge bonus. Suddenly the bathroom off the living room's toilet starts to overflow. Poop starts to run down the sides of the bowl. In a panic he calls 24 Hour Plumbing.
The Plumber shows up. He goes into the bathroom and comes out in 3 minutes. He hands the C.E.O. a bill for $2000.00 The C.E.O. is shocked. Aghast. Infuriated. He shouts at the Plumber '$2000.00 bucks!!! You were in there for 3 minutes. That's like $40,000.00 bucks an hour!!!!!
I don't even make $40,000.00 bucks an hour!!!

The Plumber pauses, looks at him and say's 'I know. I didn't make that when I was a C.E.O. either'.

Batta Boom!

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